"Young Anne Boleyn she was two, had a daughter, the best she could do. I said she flirted with some other man, and off for the chop went dear Anne"
Sexy Henry! Take me now! |
Then during the reception the speaker told us, "If you're a fan of Showtime's The Tudors, rest assured that we have a very sexy Henry for you!" And I sighed the collective sigh of a million historians crying out in terror, only to be suddenly silenced. [Link: Sexy Henry's diet]
To read my write-up of the opera and see my lovely cartoons, keep read on under the cut.